Senti Wali Mental Lyrics – Shaandaar

Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan x (2)

Ho ke machchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheench lein
Ke machchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski kheench lein
Zamaane se lena na dena haaye
Zamaane se lena na dena

Ya Khuda, ya Khuda tu hame inse bachana zara
Ke nakli noto ka ek bundle hain ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan

Ho subah shaam taade ye ladkion ko gaur se
Rakhe hath dil pe par dhadke kahin aur se x (2)
Akal hai matar ka daana re haye
Akal hai matar ka daana re

O ya Khuda, ya Khuda aaina inko dikhana zara
Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre
Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre

Hamein kehte hain par
Khud mental hain ye chokre x (2)

Haaye ye mascara, lip gloss ki jitni bahaar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhein to bekar hai
Dekhein to bekaar hai
Na dekhein to bekar hai
Ho ye Audi, BMW ghanta Jaguar hai
Jo ladki na baithi to kaahe ki mehngi car hai re

Haan ye duniya hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Ruko paanch minton mein agli phir milegi
Ho sambhaal ke kahi na ye bus choot jaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi

Ladkiyan bana ke bola God ne bhi “Oh my God”
God ka karishma ladki, ladke God ka hain fraud
Ho tradition yehi hai apna ladkiyan paraya dhan
Ho ladke jaise kaale dhan se
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ji
Better hai paraya dhan
Better hai paraya dhan ha
Better hai paraya dhan

Ho gaya faisla jao ji
Ho gaya faisla jao ji
Ho gaya faisla jao ji
Munh dho ke aao zara

Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chokre
Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain ye chokre
Hamein kehte hain par
Khud mental hain ye chokre
Arre harkat se accidental hain ye chokre

Main hu wo sandal ke jis pe tera bojh hai
Main single pasli hu, tu double dose hai
Tu double dose hai
Kaisa ye dastoor, kaisa riwaj hai
Medium doolhe ki dulhan extra large hai
Dulhan extra large hai
Tujhko kya lagta hai teri hirni chaal hai
Teri kamar hai kamra, two B.H.K. hall hai

Rishta hai nahi ye to poora scam hai
Zindagi ka safar ab to struck in jaam hai x (2)

Jodta hu main tere hath
Mujhko nahi phasna tere sath
Pyar jispe mujhko aaye
Tujhmein na ek bhi aisi baat
Maarun aisi jodi ko laat
Jo kare jeewan ko barbad
Dekh tu halat apni
Hai tujhpe sharminda aurat jaat
Haan haan haan, chal hat

Patli kamar ki tujhko kya itni demand hai haan
Brad Pitt ka pota hai, ya tu James Bond hai
Maa agar teri moti hoti to kya chhod deta
Size ke dar se kya us se bhi naata tod deta hat

Haan wazan ka kya hai
Ye workout se ghat jaayega
Tere jaisa blunder kaise undo ho paayega
Aurat jaat ko jo neecha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti me mil jaayega
Aurat jaat ko jo neecha dikhayega
Jaan le besharam mitti me mil jaayega

Aurton ki izzat ka jo kare public me falooda
Ek durghatna hai tere jaisi paidaish behuda
Thobda achchha na sahi, baat achchhi karle beta
Tere jaise budbuk ko thodi buddhi bakhshe re Khuda
Sympathy unse hai jinke ghar tere jaisa puttar hua

Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye choriyaan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye choriyaan
God ka ultimate creation hain ye chhoriyan
Khuda se bandon ka connection hain ye choriyaan
Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hain ye choriyaan

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Senti Wali Mental Song Detail

Song: Senti Wali Mental
Movie / Album: Shaandaar
Star Cast: Shahid Kapoor, Alia Bhatt, Pankaj Kapur, Sanjay Kapoor
Singers: Arijit Singh, Neeti Mohan, Swanand Kirkire, Amit Trivedi
Musicians: Amit Trivedi
Lyricists: Amitabh Bhattacharya
Genre: Funny Songs
Music On: Zee Music
Duration: 9:00 Min

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